So I’ve been in the mommy brain haze for almost 6 years now. Of course it gets better as the kids get older but just as I function again I decide to get pregnant again! Silly mommy:)
So the fun things that have happened this pregnancy due to pregnancy brain:
I wore my underwear inside out- all day
The next day I double checked to make sure my underwear were on right just to discover at work they weren’t!
I have worn clothing inside out as well- a shirt, a bra, an apron at work….I’m seeing a pattern here.
I have forgotten picture day at Aiden’s preschool twice. Once not returning the order form so no pics:/
I have gone to bed without brushing my teeth or washing my face!!! Eww I know!
This morning I decided to make cinnamon raisin bread in the bread machine. Easy enough right? Well let’s just say in a but we will enjoying cinnamon bread because mommy forgot to add the raisins:/
Wahwahwahhhhhh!!
A Coffeeqween's Life 
Ha, funny! When I was pregnant, I left the house with two different shoes on. Didn’t realize it until I was already out and about!
Yea I had a customer tell me my apron was on backwards- 3 hours after I got to work! I was like thanks my fellow barista’s good lookin out!
Haha! My pregnancy brain has increased exponentially with my second pregnancy. I am blowing off meetings and deadlines like it’s going out of style. And I can check off the wearing the clothes inside out thing, got that down to a science. I’ve also started stopping at green stoplights, to the utter delight of my fellow urban drivers. And if one day, just one day, I could manage to know where both my keys and my cell phone are, just ONE DAY, I might feel better about it all. Newborn mom fog is gonna be a bitch.
Oh my I know I have missed a red light or stop sign here and there!! I’m just proud I haven’t forgotten a kid yet! Lol